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Title: Chuck Norris facts.
Post by: Soda on March 20, 2013, 11:54:25 PM

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Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline.

Title: Chuck Norris facts.
Post by: Poke yo face on March 21, 2013, 12:00:22 AM

Chuck norris dosent make yo momma jokes he tells you stories about yo momma

Title: Chuck Norris facts.
Post by: Dapeep12 on March 21, 2013, 05:15:54 PM

Chuck Norris narrated Morgan Freeman's birth

Title: Chuck Norris facts.
Post by: Soda on March 21, 2013, 08:48:48 PM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Post by: Chipawok on March 21, 2013, 09:11:05 PM

In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still a bad-ass.

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Post by: leviathan on March 21, 2013, 09:37:19 PM

Chuck norris can drown a fish in water.

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Post by: Nipple Nugget on March 21, 2013, 10:46:27 PM

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.

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Post by: Poke yo face on March 22, 2013, 12:28:49 AM

Chuck Norris made 2 + 2 = fish

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Post by: Soda on March 22, 2013, 01:31:37 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

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Post by: Lil_tankk on March 22, 2013, 06:08:34 PM

Chuck could shave your head by looking at you

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Title: Chuck Norris facts.
Post by: Soda on March 22, 2013, 06:51:12 PM

Chuck Norris ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

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Post by: DamonRageDevil on March 30, 2013, 03:26:15 PM

Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick.

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Post by: Tama on March 30, 2013, 05:55:05 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes even though he makes almost every one of them

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Post by: Nuro on March 30, 2013, 07:07:44 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he lies awake in regret, sobbing into a pillow while eating a large tub of icecream by the spoonful.

Title: Chuck Norris facts.
Post by: Soda on March 30, 2013, 10:53:41 PM

Quote from: Nuro;8827Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he lies awake in regret, sobbing into a pillow while eating a large tub of icecream by the spoonful.

That was depressing.

If Chuck Norris was late, time had to slow down.

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