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Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: RockCambo on November 19, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
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Way to go Congress. First you threatened the internet, then you declared an Italian food a veggie. Bravo.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Soda on November 19, 2011, 06:30:01 PM
I know I'm supposed to take care of the randomess factor on these forums but, just wow. You are my apprentice.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: DragonMasterNYC on November 20, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
Saw the last week my jaw dropped, then just kept eating my slice.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Bighead2496 on November 21, 2011, 05:15:13 PM
but isnt a tomato a fruit? not a vegatable
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Flapjack on November 21, 2011, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Soda;2210I know I'm supposed to take care of the randomess factor on these forums but, just wow. You are my apprentice.
I AM THE MASTER OF RANDOMNESS!. Fish see thats random
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: DragonMasterNYC on November 21, 2011, 10:06:28 PM
Quote from: Bighead2496;2263but isnt a tomato a fruit? not a vegatable
It is a fruit, but I guess they don't see it that way.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: SuperKamiGuru on November 22, 2011, 09:55:57 AM
So when is the Pizza going to start helping me lose weight?
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Trinity on November 22, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Chocolate comes from a fruit tree so I guess that means chocolate is now a fruit which also means it is healthy and good for me. All hail the power of chocolate! Hand it over and no one will get hurt.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Dark on November 22, 2011, 02:51:18 PM
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It will happen.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: DragonMasterNYC on November 23, 2011, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: Trinity;2293Chocolate comes from a fruit tree so I guess that means chocolate is now a fruit which also means it is healthy and good for me. All hail the power of chocolate! Hand it over and no one will get hurt.
That is true nuts do come from fruit.

Someon get me an Amond Joy, it's a 3 for 1 deal.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Inquisitor Delo on November 24, 2011, 01:23:22 PM
Since Tomatoes are fruit, isn't ketchup therefore a smoothie?
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: DragonMasterNYC on November 24, 2011, 01:31:33 PM
Why would it be a smoothie, I don't think you add vinegar to smoothies.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: static2601 on November 24, 2011, 03:55:10 PM
Guess ill start getting my garden ready for some pizza plants.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Flapjack on November 25, 2011, 06:14:54 AM
Quote from: static2601;2320Guess ill start getting my garden ready for some pizza plants.
Wont you need pizza seeds?
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: DragonMasterNYC on November 26, 2011, 10:10:16 PM
Quote from: Flapjack;2324Wont you need pizza seeds?
Yes but instead of using water you use milk to make it grow.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Flapjack on November 27, 2011, 06:21:03 AM
Quote from: DragonMasterNYC;2343Yes but instead of using water you use milk to make it grow.
oh well then
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Bighead2496 on November 27, 2011, 10:25:36 AM
Quote from: DragonMasterNYC;2343Yes but instead of using water you use milk to make it grow.
would peperoni be a good fertilizer?
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Flapjack on November 27, 2011, 11:34:51 AM
Quote from: Bighead2496;2346would peperoni be a good fertilizer?
Maybe...
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Berry on November 27, 2011, 07:07:44 PM
but then wait...what about dessert pizza? With chocolate and icing and cookie...is that also considered a veggie now?
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: leviathan on November 28, 2011, 10:39:20 AM
Quote from: Berry;2348but then wait...what about dessert pizza? With chocolate and icing and cookie...is that also considered a veggie now?
no because that is not pizza that is just gross
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: RockCambo on November 29, 2011, 12:32:51 AM
Never had a dessert pizza. Unless a homemade S'mores style pizza counts...
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Flapjack on November 29, 2011, 09:35:20 AM
Quote from: RockCambo;2367Never had a dessert pizza. Unless a homemade S'mores style pizza counts...
hmm not sure if that counts
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: humancatpost on December 01, 2011, 05:44:16 PM
Quote from: Flapjack;2324Wont you need pizza seeds?

Yeah but you can just dig under your house and find an abandoned mine shaft.  I'm sure that it would have a strangely but conveniently placed chest in there with some pizza seeds in it.
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Flapjack on December 02, 2011, 02:52:09 PM
Quote from: humancatpost;2458Yeah but you can just dig under your house and find an abandoned mine shaft.  I'm sure that it would have a strangely but conveniently placed chest in there with some pizza seeds in it.
Oh cool ill be digging under my house then
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Cold Assassin on December 02, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/did-congress-declare-pizza-as-a-vegetable-not-exactly/2011/11/20/gIQABXgmhN_blog.html

Who's you Daddy?
Title: Congress declares Pizza a vegetable
Post by: Mentlegen on December 11, 2011, 04:49:18 PM
They need to get back to work on this[video=youtube;mt6yrbnM2HI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt6yrbnM2HI&feature=fvwrel[/video]
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