Chuck Norris facts.

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Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline.

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Chuck norris dosent make yo momma jokes he tells you stories about yo momma

[Dapeep12]

Chuck Norris narrated Morgan Freeman's birth

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[Chipawok]

In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still a bad-ass.

[leviathan]

Chuck norris can drown a fish in water.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.

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Chuck Norris made 2 + 2 = fish

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

[Lil_tankk]

Chuck could shave your head by looking at you


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Chuck Norris ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

[DamonRageDevil]

Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick.

[Tama]

Chuck Norris doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes even though he makes almost every one of them

[Nuro]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he lies awake in regret, sobbing into a pillow while eating a large tub of icecream by the spoonful.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he lies awake in regret, sobbing into a pillow while eating a large tub of icecream by the spoonful.

That was depressing.

If Chuck Norris was late, time had to slow down.