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Congress declares Pizza a vegetable

Started by RockCambo, November 19, 2011, 06:00:21 PM

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RockCambo

November 19, 2011, 06:00:21 PM


Way to go Congress. First you threatened the internet, then you declared an Italian food a veggie. Bravo.

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torment of man." -Friedrich Nietzsche

Soda

#1
November 19, 2011, 06:30:01 PM
I know I'm supposed to take care of the randomess factor on these forums but, just wow. You are my apprentice.
Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken. - Dr. Blast

DragonMasterNYC

#2
November 20, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
Saw the last week my jaw dropped, then just kept eating my slice.
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Bighead2496

#3
November 21, 2011, 05:15:13 PM
but isnt a tomato a fruit? not a vegatable

Flapjack

#4
November 21, 2011, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Soda;2210I know I'm supposed to take care of the randomess factor on these forums but, just wow. You are my apprentice.
I AM THE MASTER OF RANDOMNESS!. Fish see thats random
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DragonMasterNYC

#5
November 21, 2011, 10:06:28 PM
Quote from: Bighead2496;2263but isnt a tomato a fruit? not a vegatable
It is a fruit, but I guess they don't see it that way.
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SuperKamiGuru

#6
November 22, 2011, 09:55:57 AM
So when is the Pizza going to start helping me lose weight?
Pecking order...

Trinity

#7
November 22, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Chocolate comes from a fruit tree so I guess that means chocolate is now a fruit which also means it is healthy and good for me. All hail the power of chocolate! Hand it over and no one will get hurt.
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DragonMasterNYC

#9
November 23, 2011, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: Trinity;2293Chocolate comes from a fruit tree so I guess that means chocolate is now a fruit which also means it is healthy and good for me. All hail the power of chocolate! Hand it over and no one will get hurt.
That is true nuts do come from fruit.

Someon get me an Amond Joy, it's a 3 for 1 deal.
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Inquisitor Delo

#10
November 24, 2011, 01:23:22 PM Last Edit: November 24, 2011, 01:31:28 PM by DragonMasterNYC
Since Tomatoes are fruit, isn't ketchup therefore a smoothie?
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DragonMasterNYC

#11
November 24, 2011, 01:31:33 PM
Why would it be a smoothie, I don't think you add vinegar to smoothies.
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static2601

#12
November 24, 2011, 03:55:10 PM
Guess ill start getting my garden ready for some pizza plants.

Flapjack

#13
November 25, 2011, 06:14:54 AM Last Edit: December 01, 2011, 05:43:44 PM by humancatpost
Quote from: static2601;2320Guess ill start getting my garden ready for some pizza plants.
Wont you need pizza seeds?
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DragonMasterNYC

#14
November 26, 2011, 10:10:16 PM
Quote from: Flapjack;2324Wont you need pizza seeds?
Yes but instead of using water you use milk to make it grow.
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Flapjack

#15
November 27, 2011, 06:21:03 AM
Quote from: DragonMasterNYC;2343Yes but instead of using water you use milk to make it grow.
oh well then
Nobody ever said their life was better without peter the cat.

Bighead2496

#16
November 27, 2011, 10:25:36 AM
Quote from: DragonMasterNYC;2343Yes but instead of using water you use milk to make it grow.
would peperoni be a good fertilizer?

Flapjack

#17
November 27, 2011, 11:34:51 AM
Quote from: Bighead2496;2346would peperoni be a good fertilizer?
Maybe...
Nobody ever said their life was better without peter the cat.

Berry

#18
November 27, 2011, 07:07:44 PM
but then wait...what about dessert pizza? With chocolate and icing and cookie...is that also considered a veggie now?
Some dumb kid trying to kid myself that I\'ve got my sh*t together.

leviathan

#19
November 28, 2011, 10:39:20 AM
Quote from: Berry;2348but then wait...what about dessert pizza? With chocolate and icing and cookie...is that also considered a veggie now?
no because that is not pizza that is just gross
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RockCambo

#20
November 29, 2011, 12:32:51 AM
Never had a dessert pizza. Unless a homemade S'mores style pizza counts...

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torment of man." -Friedrich Nietzsche

Flapjack

#21
November 29, 2011, 09:35:20 AM
Quote from: RockCambo;2367Never had a dessert pizza. Unless a homemade S'mores style pizza counts...
hmm not sure if that counts
Nobody ever said their life was better without peter the cat.

humancatpost

#22
December 01, 2011, 05:44:16 PM
Quote from: Flapjack;2324Wont you need pizza seeds?

Yeah but you can just dig under your house and find an abandoned mine shaft.  I'm sure that it would have a strangely but conveniently placed chest in there with some pizza seeds in it.
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Flapjack

#23
December 02, 2011, 02:52:09 PM
Quote from: humancatpost;2458Yeah but you can just dig under your house and find an abandoned mine shaft.  I'm sure that it would have a strangely but conveniently placed chest in there with some pizza seeds in it.
Oh cool ill be digging under my house then
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