Forum Game: Capture the Hill

[Soda]

While I'm blinded by the mustard gas, I stagger towards Tankk and fall on him and we fall down 5 flights of stairs, but every time we hit a step, Tankk takes most of the impact. I surf on him until we reach the end. I hotwire the helicopter that brought us all here and fly it up on the Hill. I own this hilly establishment.

[DragonMasterNYC]

Gives Soda a puzzle box he opens it and now is in his own hell with Pinhead, now I own the hill.

[Lil_tankk]

Gives dragon a Pan con queso now i own the hill

[Trinity]

Gives Tankk a porno mag. Now I own the hill.

[static2601]

Give Trinity fake key to Dragon's bedroom. I now own the hill.

[DragonMasterNYC]

Gives Static a new gaming rig with self destruct clock already counting down, now I own the hill.

[Flapjack]

tames alot of dogs to make the dog legion then let them attack dragon now i own the hill.

[Lil_tankk]

sends a bunch of narwhals to flapjack now i own the hill

[Flapjack]

sends a bunch of narwhals to flapjack now i own the hill

uses "Flapjacks C-finder" to knock tank 5 miles away from the hill into a pit of deadly snakes, now i own the hill.

[Soda]

I throw a prostitute down the hill. Flapjack goes running after her. I own the hill.

[Flapjack]

Why are we fighting for this hill is there a stash of weed in this hill?

[Trinity]

Waves a bag of weed at Flapjack who runs away gleefully. Now I own the hill.

[Cold Assassin]

Throws up VX posion nerve agent gas, waits for it to clear up, I own the hill.

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[DragonMasterNYC]

Gives Assassin a keys to an Astro van with "Free Candy" painted on the side, now I own the hill.

[Trinity]

Stole the sign warning of quicksand on the hill. Now I own the hill.

[Soda]

While we are bitch slapping each other on the hill, we forgot that today the hill was scheduled for implosion. While we're in the spawn room waiting to respawn, I use command bot_add_blu and make his class custom: bartender. I use a command and offer everyone a free round of margaritas. While you're all getting piss drunk (underage people get fizzy water), I capture control point Hill.

[static2601]

I forceroll RTD on soda, he explodes. I own the hill.

[Lil_tankk]

slap static with a liquid metal phone know i own the hill

[DragonMasterNYC]

Ties Tankk up with Mexican flag and rolls him down the hill, now I own the hill.

[static2601]

Load up a super soaker with nitrogen and shoot it up the hill at dragon, then he slips and smashes. I own the hill.

[Soda]

I make a BAT file that would erase the SYSTEM32 folder and cleverly disguise it as "porn.exe". I own the hill.

[Flapjack]

dead thread is dead now, so that means i own the hill?

[DragonMasterNYC]

Throws the book at Flapjack, now I own the hill.

[Flapjack]

dead thread was just playing dead thread?

[Soda]

I destroy all bottles of Cipro except for one, which I take. I hijack a crop duster and spread anthrax over the hill. I own the h1llz0rz.