Forum Game: Capture the Hill

[Soda]

Blows up the government. Everyone is now free to pillage and act like savages since there is no more authority. I make the hill my territory by taking a piss on it.

[Silent Muffin]

*Sneaks up the hill as it seems people have forgotten it.* *Pretends to have discovered the hill*
 I CLAIM THIS HILL IN THE NAME OF KING SANTA, OF THE MUFFIN DYNASTY!!!!!!
Then the golden age of the Muffin Dynasty begins. With lots of Imperial Muffin descendants becoming great, respected rulers.
Over the years, we have built up the greatest dynasty since Han China, with Santa IV building Strong walls of the hardest stones and decorating the town with the finest of Gold, Silver, and Gems. Later Santa VII established a code of law still respected there today.
Now I, Santa XIII, Rule the Kingdom in the afterglow of a once great Dynasty, lost in time as it seems, as it seems I am the only one that remembers this amazing civilization.

[leviathan]

While muffin is telling his history story i claim the hill.

[DamonRageDevil]

While Levi is claiming the hill, i claim the hill... wait...

[Soda]

I slap devil with a piece of Angel Food Cake. I own the hill.

[Chipawok]

Pulls up a lawn chair on top of the hill, sits and enjoys an evening watching everyone fighting amongst themselves for some stupid hill. Good Show I Say!

(P.S). And now I own the hill.

(P.S.S) Anyone have any popcorn?

[Dapeep12]

Nuke the hill. The hill is gone.

[DamonRageDevil]

Rebuild the hill with nothing but pure brawn, and a convenient identical hill right next to the first. I own the hill.

[Soda]

Pulls about 20 Jackie Chan moves and kicks Damon off the hill. This hill is mine.

[leviathan]

Using the power of necromancy i now dominate the hill.

[DamonRageDevil]

My inner child laughs on the inside while i destroy levi with my kitten cannon. I own the hill.

[Poke yo face]

Using catnip grenades i distract damon's kitten cannon then send a mighty pack of wolves to mark the hill as mine

[Soda]

I throw meat patties at Poke and claim the hill while he's getting eaten by the wolves.

[leviathan]

Realizing soda's mistake in not claiming the hill has set it in a neutral state i claim the hill.

[Atheist_Man]

Claim DamonRageDevil's second hill i now own the 2nd hill.

[DamonRageDevil]

I set fire to people who write in green. I own the hill.

[Atheist_Man]

Uses leviathan as a shield, i own the first hill.

[Soda]

Since you can't own both hills at the same time, I own the larger hill.

[Atheist_Man]

laugh maniacally as Soda and DamonRageDevil wage war for the larger hill.

[Poke yo face]

Waves at atheist as my giant pet turtle punches him. my hill for now

[leviathan]

Poke yo face owns the hill.  Leviathan takes a pickaxe and drives it into the skull of Poke yo face. He pushes Poke yo face's body off the hill. Leviathan now owns it.

[Dapeep12]

Asks politely to take the hill. I now own the hill

[DamonRageDevil]

Puts your politeness in a bottle and then shoots it out of a cannon into the ocean. I won a hill.

[Dapeep12]

Bribes you to get off the hill. I bought the hill.

[Soda]

Throws Dapeep into a particle accelerator and he becomes 200 mg capsule of antimatter. I own the hill and throw the capsule at the 2nd hill, effectively erasing the hill from existence.