Forum Game: Capture the Hill

[Soda]

Shoves Trinity on the "Go To Jail" tile and she does not pass GO and does not collect $200. I own all the hotels. On the hill.

[DuskKing]

Sends in an army of cockroaches to invade Soda's hotels, people move out and my army inhabits the hill. I am therefore indirectly in control of the hill. Mai hill.

[leviathan]

Sends mudmug the redneck pandaman to the hill and dusk is so mad at all the broken quests he has his head explodes and i take over the hill shortly after.

[Flapjack]

>.> Damnit levi.

[leviathan]

Flapjack takes the hill from the wrong person i still own the hill.

[Soda]

Teleports Levi into Amnesia: TDD and he loses all his sanity spans drops thelantern and dies in the fire. I own the hill.

[Flapjack]

Traps soda in a room where all the walls say " you can't die of losing sanity in amnesia "  non stop till he goes crazy and shooting birds in his back yard i own the hill

[Soda]

While shooting at a bird a bullet hit a child's RC airplane and crashes into Flapjacks mouth, which causes him to suffocate. I own the hill and a bottle of antipsychotics.

--- Update ---

Being a huge forum faggot, I bump the thread.

[leviathan]

Resurrects thread while nobody is looking i own the hill.

[Flapjack]

Uses the power of all delo's to knock levi off the hill and into a pit of tar, i own the hill.

[Soda]

Gives Flapjack a Chowder. I own the hill.

[DragonMasterNYC]

Shakes Soda up till he can't take the pressure anymore and blows, Now I own the hill.

[Poke yo face]

Laughs so hard after reading this that dragon falls off now I own the hill

[Soda]

Pokes his face for necroing the thread. I own the hill.

[DamonRageDevil]

Decide i would rather have a nice breakfast than own a bumpy piece of land. Soda still owns the hill.

[Lil_tankk]

grabs a xbox720 slaps damonragedevil now i own the hill

[Soda]

Makes tank do a 720 off the hill. I own it and build my dynasty on it.

[Poke yo face]

Finds a teleporter and uses it to make enough money that I pay off a Snorlax to body slam soda and his dynasty off the hill. NOW TEH HILL IS MINE!!!!

[Soda]

Pronounces "xyzzy". I own the hill.

[DamonRageDevil]

"Accidentally" erases Soda from existence, I own the hill.

[Soda]

System restore to the point that I owned the hill. .llih eht nwo I

[DamonRageDevil]

Gets bored of waiting for his turn and cuts of soda's head with a very dull pencil. I won the hill.

[leviathan]

Damon fails the hill puzzle jump and i set the traps on him i own the hill.

[Poke yo face]

Gave that leviathan a trip to mars leviathans love mars. my hill

[DamonRageDevil]

Build up an army of polar bears and train them perfectly. then i send them to get me some dinner so i can negotiate my claim for the hill. After some amazing dinner i have successfully and legally earned the hill. I own the hill.